NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR LIPSTICK!

Why would you even think to ask me that?

I am so insulted!

Every time something goes missing around here,

everybody looks at me!
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Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it….
Pee on it and walk away.